Just in case you thought this blog was run by an old, arrogant, and elitist asshole male… this post is going to make you realize that I’m actually a 15 year old girl.
I originally heard this song via Palms Out’s not to be missed Remix Sunday series a few weeks ago. I had an instant shudder run through my body and I don’t even think I made it through the song before skipping to the next. Then, that week… Meagan dropped it during her set at DSC. I think I rolled my eyes and grumbled back at the bar. A week later, I can’t get the song out of my head. Now, mind you… I think I might swallow my own tongue if I heard the original, but Toxic Avenger’s remix of The Secret Handshake was enough to turn me into an Emo mall-rat girl… if only for 5 minutes at a time.
Jesus christ, I hate myself right now.
I feel sorry to turn you into emo !