Apparently, these are going up around the North Highland area… stemming from the Dan Deacon debacle detailed in the previous post. I’m guessing they ran with the idea before getting the whole story. Oh well… you gotta love people who just make assumptions and have no idea what actually happened.
I need to make this into a t-shirt and sell it. I’ll get right on it after I go scam some old people out of their pension and get the shipment of crack delivered to the elementary school.
jesus christ, boy do people suck! gotta love morons though. at least they make life amusing. you should seriously try and make a few bucks off this, haha
What gives, the site doesn’t work!!
Sorry the site is down right now. Will have it up later today
FINALLY. LET THE ORGANIZED HATE BEGIN.
dan deacon came to me in a dream and told me of preston’s evil agenda that starts with ruining friday nights of 16 yr old noise lovers… your reign will end soon preston…. watch your self!!
if you have so much time on your hands that you’re dedicating it to this, i suggest you start masturbating more.
get a fucking life.
T shirts are the best idea ever.
Whoa, did they all just revert back to kindergarten or something?
Keep it classy, Preston! Though t-shirts would be kind of hilarious…
[...] After the incident, dozens of drunk kids proudly held their middle fingers high, a close colleague of mine poured her drink on the sound board and some little knaves tried to knock over speakers. Hardly a riot but adorable chaos nonetheless — though that probably would not be how Preston Craig would describe it. Craig was scheduled to do a set after Deacon was off stage. Though Craig never asked for the plug to be pulled on Deacon, he found fliers around the city this weekend proclaiming “PRESTON CRAIG IS A BAD PERSON.” [...]
We’ve been telling people you are a hipster douchebag for like 3 years, but I think posting flyers is a little much. I applaud Dan Deacon’s attempts to buck the system, but it’s unfortunate the blame fell to you instead of the law and the Masquerade staff. Don’t worry, Preston. As the real story spreads, you will soon reclaim your throne as king of the Hipster Douchebags!
Thanks A80′SW… maybe you can fit me into another song in the future… it can become the rallying cry for the new hipster masses who just don’t understand how authentic of an alt i am.
lolz.